May 2013
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
skumwalker asked: Just wanted you to know someone's listening to you.. keep on that job hunting grind, even if you're not making progress with it I'm sure you'll find something. You said something about not having money for it.. but definitely dye your hair natural, a lot of employers just want 'normal' looking workers. Don't look at yourself as a burden, whoever is helping you is...
Anonymous asked: i love your style <3
babybehemoth:
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
nordicunicorn:
candyp0p:
uncomfortablechair:
vicsagod:
exceldamage:
fullmetal-dipshit:
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
wait, so what is it in america then?
100 A+
95 A
90 A-
86-89 B+
85 B
80 B-
...
Man I hate watching movies episodes about really caring family’s being torn apart by some awful tragedy. Not in a typical poor them kinda way hope that never happens to me. For me it’s like I had a family but they abandoned me the had me until I was about 14 and then just abandoned me (put into foster care). And it’s not like they loved me before hand, constant years of physical...
meladoodle:
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
child: mom why do you always make bentos for me we're not even japane-
me: shh here's a piece of toast put it in your mouth and run for school like in the animes
wartortles:
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
I'm feeling really depressed
I have a few reasons 1. My brother just got sent back to juvi for breaking probation. He got in a fight at school, he’ll be in there for his birthday I love the kid and hes really good, he’s just depressed and has no one to talk to I’m not allowed at the house because my father hates both of us. He literally told my brother when he was 15 that he’ll never love him and...
